Like Button! New Curse Words for the Modern World

The traditional curses and swears just don’t do it for me anymore. Presenting new, creative curse words for our modern age.

Reason Number 538 Why You Shouldn’t Be a Lawyer

I wish this wasn’t true. But it is. Every word. And this type of crap is the 538th reason why I retired from the practice of law.

Apocalypse Fail: My End of the World Disappointment

GenXers waited our entire lives for The Apocalypse. For me the COVID-19 quarantine did not bring the excitement I had forever-envisioned.

The World is Too Much With Us, Mommy

We are experiencing a flood of emotional persons insisting conditions and ideas are true without any factual, empirical, basis. Our society is sick of truth.

Medical Mis-Treatment

You’re not sick. You’re crazy. Silly. Don’t know your own body. Medical Gaslighting: How physicians fail a significant portion of the population.

An Open Very Nasty Letter to the Asshole in the White Van

My patience and compassion are gone. If you hurt me or mine, I will sue. I will hunt you and yours down with the nuclear power of a supernova.

Choose Happy

Positive psychologists have calculated the exact elements for happiness: “The Happiness Formula.” No, it’s not a complicated mathematical equation… no worries.

Because I’m Worth It.

Why do I look so young? I admit that I have a painting in a hidden, dark hallway of my home. I had to make a deal with the devil for it.

Frosty Crap Jacks

Why don’t health cereals contain toy surprises? When I was a kid, my siblings and I would battle each other – and our parents – for those toy surprises.

Self-Checkout Lines: Who’s Paying Me for This Work, Damn It!

Shouldn’t I get a discount if I am using the self-checkout? Walmart is saving serious coin by not hiring someone who could use this job.

Voodoo In Italia

I examined the little gold horn against my fingertips. The belief is It protects me from the evil eye. Silly? I hope it works.

Choosing a Dumb Home: Say NO to Alexa, Siri, and Google

A long, long list of the dangers of a smart home. Why you should toss your smart devices and say goodbye to Alexa forever.